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You’re so ugly

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

You’re so ugly that when you looked out the window, you got a fine for disturbing the peace.

You’re so stupid…

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

You’re so stupid that you got hit by a parked car.

Pants at birth…

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

John: Were you wearing pants when you were born?

Joe: I think so. Why do you ask?

John: It would explain why the first thing people see when they look at you is an asshole!

You’re so ugly…

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

You’re so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.

You’re so ugly…

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

You’re so fat…

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

You’re so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale.

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