September 7th, 2008 by Admin
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT ? ! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
A Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it. The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story and he said you bet”Its about my Aunt Carol,she was a pilot flying over Iraq and she got shot down and all she had was a pistol,a knife and a bottle of wisky! so she quickly drank the bottle of wisky because she figured she fall into a group of Iraqies! So,sure enough she fell into a group of 12 Iraqies,she shot 9 of them with her pistol,2 of them with her knife until it broke and strangled 1 with her bare hands” and asked if it had a moral to it and he said “You bet, don’t mess with my Aunt Carol when she is drinking.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
The teacher came into the class one day and said, “Students, today’s assignment is to make a sentence using the word ‘Omelette’”.
I volunteered and said “That dude cussed me out but omelette it go instead of fighting about it!”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s what grad students are for
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
105. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, “Okay, your turn.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
10. Move you roommate’s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.