September 7th, 2008 by Admin
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?”
Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Hey, get out of my son!
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
This guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, “You’re so dry.”
The hooker replies, “Give me two minutes.”
Two minutes later she comes back and they continue. The man says, “That’s much better. What did you do?”
The hooker replies, “I picked off the scabs.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.
Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didn’t?
A: “Chicken!”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Why Did Snoop Dogg Carry an Umbrella????
Fo Drizzal