September 7th, 2008 by Admin

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten. The first apple went in…. but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?”

The second one replied, “I know, but I couldn’t help it. I was doing just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed up with all those watermelons!!!”

Found on Falling Dreams blog

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

WHAT DO DALE EARNHARDT AND PINK FLOYD HAVE IN COMMON

THEIR BIGGEST HIT WAS “THE WALL”

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

Do you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and that’s down a chimmey.

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month!

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

Wanna here a clean joke?
I’m takin a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is my next door neighbor.

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was “Polly wanna cracker.” One day the parrot was sitting on the pirate’s shoulder and it kept saying “Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker.”

The pirate said, “This is your warning. If you don’t shut up, I’m goin to flush you.”

The parrot said, “Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker.”

The pirate said, “That’s you being flushed.” So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings “Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar.”