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CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?

NACHO CHEESE!

Crummy Day

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt pretty crummy!

Fruit

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

whats yellow and grows on apple trees?

A stupid bananna

Food one-liner

March 1st, 2008 by Admin

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The family of tomatoes

March 1st, 2008 by Admin

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

Food one-liner

March 1st, 2008 by Admin

Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now - Pay waiter.”

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