July 7th, 2008 by Admin

One day a man went to the doctor’s office with a stuttering problem.

“Hhhey dddocc, ccann yoou hhhelp mmmee wwwithh mmmmy st-st-uttering ppproblem?”

The doc replied, “Sure. Sit down.”

The doctor then examined the man and in a low voice he told the man, “Your penis is so bit that the sheer weight of it is pulling on your vocal cords, and therefore causing you to stutter.”

“Iiss ttthere aaannnyytthing tthat yyou ccan dddooo ttoo ffixxx iiit?”, asked the man.

“I can surgically remove about 8 inches,” replied the doctor.

The guy said, “Ddddoo wwhattever yyyou ccan tto hheelp mmme bbbeeccaauusse tthhis ststutterinngg iiss ddrrivviinngg mmee ccrrazzyy.”

So the doc goes through with the opperation, and his stuttering stops. Two months later, the man comes back to the doctor’s office with a question.

“Hey doc, the operation helped my stuttering, but my sex life sucks. Can you reverse the operation?”

The doc replies, “Fffforrrggettt itttt!”

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

Why is cum white and urine yellow?

So you can tell if you’re coming or going!

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

this lady walks in the dentist and said is this gonna hurt and the dentist said “no its just a screw.

June 7th, 2008 by Admin

My 71 year old father just had open heart surgery after experiencing a heart attack. After the surgery, the doctor told him that he couldn’t have sex for 3 months.

My dad asked, “Do the last two months count?”

March 1st, 2008 by Admin

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?

Doctor: Sell!

March 1st, 2008 by Admin

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.

Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.

Patient: I wanna second opinion.

Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.