July 7th, 2008 by Admin
POST GAME DISCUSSION
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, “You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such assholes!”
A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, “I find that statement offensive!”
One of the Rams fans replied, “Oh, you must be a Patriots fan.”
“No,” the man said, “I’m an asshole!”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same “sleeve” tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. “Is that so?” the first said. “Did he do a good job?”
“Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot,” he said. “The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That,” he added, “was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
LAW 16: “Nice lag” can usually be translated to “lousy putt.” Similarly, “tough break” can usually be translated “way to miss an easy one, sucker.”