September 7th, 2008 by Admin

Why is the United States so windy?

Because Canada sucks and Mexico blows!

September 7th, 2008 by Admin

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

September 7th, 2008 by Admin

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare.

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day’s competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn’t take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests….instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, “I’m sorry, but if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

July 7th, 2008 by Admin

Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn’t have the right consistency. One of the inventors kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named “Yewin”.

The other man argued adamantly. “No, No, No! It’s not wetter Yewin that counts… it’s how you ply the gum!”