January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

A blonde and her husband are asleep when the phone rings, she answers it. After a few minutes the blonde says,”I don’t know. That’s like two thousand miles away,” and she hangs up the phone.

“Who was that?” asks her husband.

“It was some woman asking if the coast was clear!”

January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks by the TV, you miss three TV shows.

January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

Yo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal.

January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

Yo mama so fat, she sees the school bus go by and screams, “Hey! Stop that Twinkie!”

January 22nd, 2008 by Admin

There was a blonde that lived next to a brunette. One day, the blonde was crying so the brunette went over and asked what was wrong. The blonde said, “My mom just died.” So the brunette comforted her all day.

The next day the blonde was crying again, so the brunette went over and asked, “Whats wrong now” the blonde said “My sister just called… Her mom died too.”