July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit “How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.”
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many barbershoppers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 7. 1 to change the light bulb, 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one and 2 to sell tickets to the “afterglow”.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one to change your bulb…to his.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It’s left to the reader as an exercise.
July 7th, 2008 by Admin
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)