August 7th, 2008 by Admin
1.yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet seat
2.yo mama so fat she steps outside and makes a solar eclipse
3.yo mama so old she got powdered milk…
(add water)
4.yo mama so fat i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas on the way
5.yo mama so slutty she can suck start a car
6.yo mamas like a tv even a two year old can turn her on
7.yo mama so stupid if you paid her a penny for her thoughts youd get back change
8.yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she blows
9.yo mama so poor she needs a discount at the dollar store
10.yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
11.yo mama like a bag of fritos…fri-to-lay
12.yo mama so fat you have to roll over two times just to get off her
13.yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
14.yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
15.yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry
August 7th, 2008 by Admin
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama’s so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas’ English Muffin.
Yo mama’s so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama’s so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama’s so bald, I can read her mind.
Yo mama’s so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted
Yo mama’s so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama’s so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama’s so fat, GOD couldn’t lift her spirit.
Yo mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama’s so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama’s so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama’s like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama’s so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama’s so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama’s like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s hair is so short, it looks like stiches.
Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
August 7th, 2008 by Admin
Your mama so dumb someone asked her to trace her roots and she drew on her hair.
August 7th, 2008 by Admin
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
she sold the car for gas money
she got stabbed in a shoot out
when asked on an application, “Sex?”, she marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
***yo mama so fat***
when she stood on the bathroom scale, it said to be continued…..
last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
her nickname is “DAMN”
people jog around her for exercise
she’s got her own area code
even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
she has more chins then a hong kong phone book
***yo mama so nasty***
she’s like a brick, rough around the edges and gets laid by mexicans every day
she has lobsters instead of crabs
***yo mama so ugly***
she joined an ugly contest, and they said, “sorry, no professionals.”
she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects
she makes blind kids cry
she makes onions cry
***your mama so old***
her security code is 000-00-0001
when god said,”let there be light,” she flicked the switch.
August 7th, 2008 by Admin
Your mama is so funke
secret told on her.
August 7th, 2008 by Admin
A your moma is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she’ll
rack your balls.